it was cold.

"Ah mu'furghter! 's cold!"
"Did you just say "mother, father, gentleman"?"
"No, I said motherf***er."

I guess the milk system works differently these days

Me: It's the 20th, right?
Aneeka: Yeah.
Me: Darn, I have to finish my milk in 4 days!
Aneeka: Can't you just renew it?
Me: ...
Aneeka: I thought you said book! I thought you said book, I swear!

Another Instance of Rule #4

"You are not hot, soup, but I will take you anyway."

Physics

In Physics, Dr. J kept saying "microfarads". I, being more sleep-deprived than usual, kept hearing "microferrets" and subsequently began thinking of tiny-ass Draco Malfoy.
~Ani

We're a scoogle, guys

Me: "Google has their own bowling alley!"
Aneeka: "So do we! Granted, we're not Google.."
Me: "No, we're a school."
Aneeka: "We're a scoogle!"
Me: ......pffthahahaha

Bless you

Aneeka: AAHCHOO!
Ishita: Dear God, bless you!
Patel: thanks.
Bose: That's probably the most religious thing I've ever said. "dear God, bless you."!

Weetortle

"What are you ON?"
"Pokemon!"