aaand..Ishita again.

"I still owe Abhishek those ten ducks."

Ishita again.

"Don't mess with a girl and her nerds."
"I go back to an apartment full of nerds. I don't even live there!"

Ishita

"My hand is pocket."

Anipumpkin.
Because it's something Aneeka will never live down, and then some awkwardness.

malfunctioning words

Ishita: "I owe Rohit money."
Ana: "Why?"
Ishita: "Because pizza."

Ishita: "I owe Abhishek ten ducks...
I mean bucks!"

Ana again, feat. Ishita

Ana: So, how awesome is this gonna be?
Ishita: Huh?
Ana: How awesome is this. gonna. be?
Ishita: um...
Ana: I swear I'm not high!
(In reference to last calc 3 test)

Niku

Is Ben Franklin coming with?
~Nikhil, in reference to Benjy (i think)

...

I ran outta sandwich!
~Ana

Presenting: My mother. By Ana

mom: hello what r doin?

Me:Trying not to kill this (Pic of my Inventor page). Or myself. Or Nikhil. Actually, im trying to model a solar panel array of a satellite. moving parts and all. so many little bits and its not folding correctly.

Mom: kk, then i wil ttly. Killing nikhil will not make a difference...the sub continent has many more of them.

me: ok...now he's looking at me like i'm insane...I just burst out laughing in the middle of the library.

mom: y

me:...ur txt.

mom: is niku ok or ded?

me: he's alive...barely

mom: just sit on him.

me: ...mom!

-- and before you ask, no, i have no idea why she called him niku.

me: And why did u call him niku??? wtheck?

mom: coz nikhil sounds murderous and besides in indian accent (with my head jiggling sideways) niko beta seemed funny. no offence to anyone.

Me:aannnd, now Nikhil is your new fan.

mom: Yyyyy?

me: cuz i couldn't NOT share that w/him. too funny. he laughed rlyy hard. to quote him : "I thought u were funny. she's funnier than you. no wonder she's ur mother!" love u!

mom: me funny that's new. anyway its time to turn in. r u done with your project? you need your beauty sleep and so do boys from the desh. Where is Ishi?....

....

...the rest was something about essays and meha and rahee.

me: desh? Nikhil says "we don't sleep until 2 o clock

...

end

(and i guess she called Ishita "ishi" for the same reason she called Nikhil "niku"

lmao

Another coke mishap

Me: It's not even that funny! (Laughs hysterically)
Ishita: That's because you're high on coke.
*realizes what she just said, both of us crack up*
(No pun intended)
Ishita: ...a-cola.

"Hot stuff in a cup"
And, the weird part is, I'm not even on any medication!

The Tech Ratio

In Chinese Drill:

guys:5

girls:me

~Ana

After finding virtually every charger, pair of earbuds, mouse, and the kitchen sink tangled together in her backpack: "I have the worst luck with wires. Don't ever ask me to defuse a bomb. I'd probably set it off." Ana.

wtf?

Ishita: Was that the laundry, or was that a duck?

Sleep is a state of mind that is foreign to Tech students.

for example:

Breanna: *something about how Kevin's new name is Kelvin, like the temperature, not and Hobbes.*

Ishita: Somebody please knock her out.

Me: *BLOG*

Epic Eric's Epic Adventures No. 1

The result of a weird text conversation between Ishita and Aneeka...

Epic Eric is hysteric

Unfortunately, his escapades were rather idiotic

His original plan was to discover a mystical relic

A relic that was absolutely acrylic

And long ago hidden by a heretic.

Epic Eric approached a mystic,

And at that moment heard ethereal music

His surroundings looked as if they were from a time more…Jurassic.

He found himself going on a trip that was slightly acidic.

“Something is surely wrong,” he thought, as he turned into a tick.

All the while hearing the laughter of the mystic.

“You fool! My trap was so basic!”

“Well, sir,” said Eric,

“This trick was a classic!”

“Why thank you, young sir! By the way, you don’t seem very heroic!

Replied the mystic

Eric snarled back, “But I’m epic!”

He chuckled. “Epic? More like erratic!

“You came to the Jurassic to find a relic that is futuristic!”

Eric countered, “This is magic. There are no rules! Now why am I a tick?”

“Because your quest is idiotic!”

At the wizard, Eric attuned a kick

But unfortunately, being a tick,

There was not much damage done by the tick.

The mystic sighed. “Everyone’s such a critic.”

“You don’t say.” Eric’s reply was sarcastic.

“I’ll turn you back if you stop being so drastic.

“Now shut up or you will become cadaveric!”

Eric soon grew back to a boy from a tick.

And defiantly demanded that the mystic hand over the relic.

The mystic was tired of this madness, and handed over something mosaic.

“Mosaic?” roared Eric. “I was expecting a mystic relic!”

The mystic growled. “I gave you what you wanted. Now stop being a prick!”

Eric growled back, “How dareth thee call me a prick, you old relic!”

The wizard smiled. “I’m glad you finally realized, Eric. The mystic is the relic.”

“Well,” said Eric, “This has been a rather idiotic epic.”

And forever in Eric’s mind this adventure will stick.

But hold on a tick!

Stay tuned for more adventures of Epic Eric!

The end,

For now(ic)

pi key???

a text conversation btw Breanna and Aneeka:

B: freshman hill in 2min walking! :D

A:Bwahahaha screw the pi mile!

B: :D it's teh pi/1.5 mile! Also, I just spent several moments looking for the pi key on my phone...you know you're a techie when you use your calculadora more than your phone XD.

Clarence: Is that a cheeseburger in a cup?

A random bug flies in front of Mallika...

...on the steps of Howey between Physics classes.

Ana: *stops in middle of sentence* What the bug?

Because I'm tired of explaining the Calliope story...

Breanna, Ishita and I were looking at a list of the most beautiful words. We find the word "calliope", which was defined as: A wind keyboard instrument. Sound is produced by air or steam passing through whistles, (according to www.cantos.ca/explore/glossary) I couldn't find the same page we saw it on, but anyway...

Ana: So, basically it's a giant-ass organ.

Breanna moves the hyphen, and hears: So, basically, it's a giant ass-organ.

Ana: *facepalm*

Breanna &Ishita: *rofl*

Coke vs. Pepsi

Ana: I like coke

.....

....

...

*insert biglong pause*

...

....

.....

Ana: a-cola.

"Would you like to help me with my story?"
~Ishita, to the strangely brave robin at the Campanile.

Ishita: I love my hot dog, thank you.

The love between a girl and a clutch

Mallika (to Aneeka): That's such a cute clutch! Can I poke it? I really want to poke it. :D

FTR

For the record, the things Clarence said, they were to Aneeka

Aneeka: So, I was in the CULC today, and I saw a splatter/spray of blue paint on the windowsill thingy by the wooden stairs, and was like "Blood Spatter!"

Ishita: Who has blue blood?

Mallika: Avatar.

Aneeka: Oh yeah, point.

*a beat of silence*

Aneeka: ...Wait, really?

Calliope

Ask Ishita, Breanna, or Aneeka about the calliope incident.

That awkward moment where the baristas at Starbucks remember your face, but STILL get your name wrong.

Mah Life.

Source: tumblr.com via Peter on Pinterest

North Av. take 2

Clarence: Oh no, that was a crunch. We're evaluating the finesse of a lick.

North Av.

Clarence:Your ice cream is the same color of your sweatshirt. It makes me want to eat your sweatshirt.

Fizzicks

Awkward thought #1

Today in physics, we were asked to name an isolated system within Earth's atmosphere (or something like that).

An image of Newton's cradle springs to my mind...

The words, to describe said image, however were "Newton's Balls!"

oh. fantastic.

~Ana

Me: *sitting in the CULC by the window facing the student center. *

*Zombie sprints by the window*

Me: Breanna?

It's one of those sorts of days..

Ana: "I must find something suitably MATLABular." *gives her strange look*

Another moment:

Nikhil: "I have an uncle who works at Ford in Michigan."
Ana: "Who?"
Me and Nikhil: .......

The first *facepalm* moment

Firewing3333 :I think I've been staring at this too long. Everything's gone yellow.

Me: *looks at her*

Firewing3333: Not you, you're still brown.

Firewing3333: Not what I meant...