And here we have Yoda doing the Pillbug dance!

Ani: "One day I'm going to be able to do the worm and it will be all thanks to yoga."
Me: "Yoda?"
Ani: "No, yoga! And plus, Yoda wouldn't do the worm, he'd be doing the pillbug. He's too short."

...And the weird thing is...

"She's mailing people pictures of bats?"
"Rats, not bats."
"...Wait, you mean I got the rest of that sentence right?"

Yes, it does that.

"The good news is the temperature went up!"
"That means it's warmer, right?"
"...yes..."

We're all mad here!

"He'll be able to see his syllables graduate!"
"It's like a homework movie!"

Remember when Ani tried to go from floor 10 to 7 and wound up on 1st instead?

Eyebrows, the Sequel

"I'm totally gonna eat all your food."
"That's totally fine bro."
"Wait...what about eyebrows?"
"I said Bro!"

Next question: what did you do with the body..

Me: "Wow, I only got one email. Between me and my mom, I usually get like..5."

Aneeka: "I don't have a mom but. Wait. I mean. -_-"

Well, Then....

"Aw man, I missed!"
"Were you aiming for the box or for me?"
"Oh...no, the box. You're easy."
"I- Excuse Me?"

Om Nom Nom

"I'm not a chicken! ...Are you gonna put me in your mouth, too?"

What the Chuck?

"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
...
"Well, it'd be a chuck-ton of wood."