When playing Mario Kart on Rainbow Road, I was precariously on the edge of the track in serious danger of falling, yet I survived. My sister: "Look at you, riding the edge of Glory!" Me: "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" Earlier: Me: "You just blew the Hell out of him." Referencing blowing someone up on MK. Her: "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"

So much rule 4. So much.

I'll Kill for a Klondike Bar

"What's in those things?"

"it's basically those chocolate covered ice cream popsicles without a stick shoved up their asses."

Security vs. Services

"if you lose your kid like that, will social security come take them away?" ~Nik

Spices? No, spouses.

Breanna (to me): What's the plural of spouse? Spice? You're Indian so it must be spice.

Welcome Back, Nikhil!!

Nikhil: Where did you even find a picture of Naked Fillion? Nathan! Nathan Fillion!

Ramblings from my Phone (Ana)

"Oh, I love life. It's trying to kill us, the little bitch."

"You went to the bathroom and came back with a poptart."

"There's no shit going on in that bathroom...Actually..."

Forget about the Racnoss Raccoon...

• Aneekawell, not really, since it's been three years since i learned how to
• disintegrate/integrate. 
• and i still get the two confused 
• what the fuck. 
• derive. 
• i meant derive. not disintegrate.
• 
  Ishita..I knew my thought process was correctYou can't apparate yetAneeka?
  IshitaYou know, disintegrateOh wait, that's not the same thing
  Aneekano.no it's notoh rofling so hard rt now
  IshitaThey're..close enough

Late Night Texts

Me: A very fat raccoon waddled past my room.
Aneeka: ...
Me: No really. I look out my window and see a very fat raccoon walking past.
Aneeka: ...go to sleep. Racnoss don't exist.
Me: Not a very fat Racnoss, a very fat raccoon! Get your species straight.

I think you're the one who needs sleep, Ani.. 

(For those who don't know what a Racnoss is, it's this creature from Doctor Who: http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070605013606/tardis/images/e/ef/Racnoss.jpg)

If you give a Breanna a Monster...

"I feel a children's book coming on!"
"I feel like you're too scary for a children's book."

Happy Birthday, Bones!!!

"I still have 45 minutes! It's not Texas yet!"

The force

"if duct tape is the Force, does that make rednecks Jedi?"

Our Indian friends

Get drunk off their axes. (plural of axis)

Mosquito bites

Yes Bose. There's a monk on my leg.

-.-

OH MY GOD HE HAS A LIP-FERRET!!!!
-Aneeka Patel

Finals week mark 3

"Captain Jack Harkness and his banana.
....That sounded a lot less suggestive in my head."

Finals week take two

"ridiculous!"
"What? Take the bus?"

well, that's a bit...zonky...

"A Zonkey, it exists!"
"A zombie donkey?"
"No, a zebra and a donkey!"

...Finals week.

I'm weird, I promise.

Welcome, Lee!

"Grand Theft Octopus!"

Koalas and Kumquats

Me: Name a cute animal that is not your generic cute animal.
Aneeka: Kumquat. Wait, no, I meant to say koala! They both start with K!

*slow clap*

(Yet) Another instance of Rule #4

"This is the second Dove wrapper to tell me to 'get a good night's sleep'."
"It's a sign!"
"What? That I'm not gonna get any tonight?"
..........................................pause............................
"I did not just say that. Shut up."

it was cold.

"Ah mu'furghter! 's cold!"
"Did you just say "mother, father, gentleman"?"
"No, I said motherf***er."

I guess the milk system works differently these days

Me: It's the 20th, right?
Aneeka: Yeah.
Me: Darn, I have to finish my milk in 4 days!
Aneeka: Can't you just renew it?
Me: ...
Aneeka: I thought you said book! I thought you said book, I swear!

Another Instance of Rule #4

"You are not hot, soup, but I will take you anyway."

Physics

In Physics, Dr. J kept saying "microfarads". I, being more sleep-deprived than usual, kept hearing "microferrets" and subsequently began thinking of tiny-ass Draco Malfoy.
~Ani

We're a scoogle, guys

Me: "Google has their own bowling alley!"
Aneeka: "So do we! Granted, we're not Google.."
Me: "No, we're a school."
Aneeka: "We're a scoogle!"
Me: ......pffthahahaha

Bless you

Aneeka: AAHCHOO!
Ishita: Dear God, bless you!
Patel: thanks.
Bose: That's probably the most religious thing I've ever said. "dear God, bless you."!

Weetortle

"What are you ON?"
"Pokemon!"

Dinner anyone?

"No headphone pasta."
~Bose

"Did you just call Spock an it? Get your Vulcan genders right!" [Me to Aneeka]

Aneeka eating some spicy garlic ramen, while sick.
*Aneeka blows her nose* "Tasty. ...wait, no, that's not what I meant!"

Kittens!

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7482495232/hD383160B/
Upon showing this highly amusing Gif to Aneeka, Ishita recienved from her an immediate response of "aww! Kittens!" *facepalm*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtTzipFWuKk

Me gusta comere los ninos en la banera! -Anipupkin

Oh gosh, what have you guys done to my poor blog??? -Anipumpkin

Don't blog that!

Aneeka: I'm about to go to bed... My face is going to fall off.
Me: *pulls up blog*
Aneeka: Don't blog that! It's literal!

Moriarty has more ears. Didn't you know? -Nosemuffin. *Bosemuffin

"Why are you live-glogging?" *blogging

VOY A MATARTE VAS A MORIR!!!!!!

Aneeka promptly confuses me and Bosey.

If I say anything bizzarely in the gutter, it's not me, I SWEAR. It's my nose talking. :( -Ani

Panda-monium

Aneeka: I'll disinfect all these things later...
Ishita: You're the only one that uses them.
Aneeka: But Breanna's living on the couch tonight.
Jake: Great, you're gonna get Breanna sick and she's going to get Lee sick and they're going to get their families sick... It's going to be panda-*forgets the rest of the word and trails off*
Everyone: *Breaks out into uncontrollable laughter*
Aneeka, wheezing: We're going to have a panda on our hands!
Jake: -emic. Pandemic..
Ishita: Though a panda would be nice...

Pyro things

Ishita stuck a poptart in the microwave with the wrapper still on.
I accidentally set fire to the stove. Thirty minutes later, the fire alarm was pulled.
Thirty minutes after the fire alarm, Jake lit something on fire for about point-five seconds.
Pyros. all of us :)

Mallika

Me: I know jack shit!
Mallika: What if that's someone's name?
Rohith: "What's your name?" "Shit" "What?" "Jack Shit".

Life, the Universe, and... Not Quite Everything

"Life is like a knife with a blade made of amorphous, non-crystalline material: it always has a point."

"I heard you heard about the burritos."

Eyebrows

"You have no eyebrows to me."
~Ishita

Latest Starbucks run

"That's not cream cheese, that's popcorn."

Welcome back, Aneeka

Do NOT Captain America my face!

Genetics...

"If Picard and Gollum had a kid, it would be Kennewick Man."
~Breanna

Ishita's on a Roll

"I don't know why you are two different people."

For Ishita

It's not about WHAT she's doing in that apartment. It's about WHO she's doing.

Courtesy of Breanna Hope Poteet