Spices? No, spouses.

Breanna (to me): What's the plural of spouse? Spice? You're Indian so it must be spice.

Welcome Back, Nikhil!!

Nikhil: Where did you even find a picture of Naked Fillion? Nathan! Nathan Fillion!

Ramblings from my Phone (Ana)

"Oh, I love life. It's trying to kill us, the little bitch."

"You went to the bathroom and came back with a poptart."

"There's no shit going on in that bathroom...Actually..."