aaand..Ishita again.

"I still owe Abhishek those ten ducks."

Ishita again.

"Don't mess with a girl and her nerds."
"I go back to an apartment full of nerds. I don't even live there!"

Ishita

"My hand is pocket."

Anipumpkin.
Because it's something Aneeka will never live down, and then some awkwardness.

malfunctioning words

Ishita: "I owe Rohit money."
Ana: "Why?"
Ishita: "Because pizza."

Ishita: "I owe Abhishek ten ducks...
I mean bucks!"

Ana again, feat. Ishita

Ana: So, how awesome is this gonna be?
Ishita: Huh?
Ana: How awesome is this. gonna. be?
Ishita: um...
Ana: I swear I'm not high!
(In reference to last calc 3 test)

Niku

Is Ben Franklin coming with?
~Nikhil, in reference to Benjy (i think)

...

I ran outta sandwich!
~Ana

Presenting: My mother. By Ana

mom: hello what r doin?

Me:Trying not to kill this (Pic of my Inventor page). Or myself. Or Nikhil. Actually, im trying to model a solar panel array of a satellite. moving parts and all. so many little bits and its not folding correctly.

Mom: kk, then i wil ttly. Killing nikhil will not make a difference...the sub continent has many more of them.

me: ok...now he's looking at me like i'm insane...I just burst out laughing in the middle of the library.

mom: y

me:...ur txt.

mom: is niku ok or ded?

me: he's alive...barely

mom: just sit on him.

me: ...mom!

-- and before you ask, no, i have no idea why she called him niku.

me: And why did u call him niku??? wtheck?

mom: coz nikhil sounds murderous and besides in indian accent (with my head jiggling sideways) niko beta seemed funny. no offence to anyone.

Me:aannnd, now Nikhil is your new fan.

mom: Yyyyy?

me: cuz i couldn't NOT share that w/him. too funny. he laughed rlyy hard. to quote him : "I thought u were funny. she's funnier than you. no wonder she's ur mother!" love u!

mom: me funny that's new. anyway its time to turn in. r u done with your project? you need your beauty sleep and so do boys from the desh. Where is Ishi?....

....

...the rest was something about essays and meha and rahee.

me: desh? Nikhil says "we don't sleep until 2 o clock

...

end

(and i guess she called Ishita "ishi" for the same reason she called Nikhil "niku"

lmao

Another coke mishap

Me: It's not even that funny! (Laughs hysterically)
Ishita: That's because you're high on coke.
*realizes what she just said, both of us crack up*
(No pun intended)
Ishita: ...a-cola.