Monday, November 5, 2012

Presenting: My mother. By Ana


mom: hello what r doin?

Me:Trying not to kill this (Pic of my Inventor page). Or myself. Or Nikhil. Actually, im trying to model a solar panel array of a satellite. moving parts and all. so many little bits and its not folding correctly.

Mom: kk, then i wil ttly. Killing nikhil will not make a difference...the sub continent has many more of them.

me: ok...now he's looking at me like i'm insane...I just burst out laughing in the middle of the library.

mom: y

me:...ur txt.

mom: is niku ok or ded?

me: he's alive...barely

mom: just sit on him.

me: ...mom!

-- and before you ask, no, i have no idea why she called him niku.

me: And why did u call him niku??? wtheck?

mom: coz nikhil sounds murderous and besides in indian accent (with my head jiggling sideways) niko beta seemed funny. no offence to anyone.

Me:aannnd, now Nikhil is your new fan.

mom: Yyyyy?

me: cuz i couldn't NOT share that w/him. too funny. he laughed rlyy hard. to quote him : "I thought u were funny. she's funnier than you. no wonder she's ur mother!" love u!

mom: me funny that's new. anyway its time to turn in. r u done with your project? you need your beauty sleep and so do boys from the desh. Where is Ishi?....
....
...the rest was something about essays and meha and rahee.

me: desh? Nikhil says "we don't sleep until 2 o clock

...
end
(and i guess she called Ishita "ishi" for the same reason she called Nikhil "niku"

lmao

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