Next question: what did you do with the body..

Me: "Wow, I only got one email. Between me and my mom, I usually get like..5."

Aneeka: "I don't have a mom but. Wait. I mean. -_-"

Well, Then....

"Aw man, I missed!"
"Were you aiming for the box or for me?"
"Oh...no, the box. You're easy."
"I- Excuse Me?"

Om Nom Nom

"I'm not a chicken! ...Are you gonna put me in your mouth, too?"

What the Chuck?

"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
...
"Well, it'd be a chuck-ton of wood."