When playing Mario Kart on Rainbow Road, I was precariously on the edge of the track in serious danger of falling, yet I survived. My sister: "Look at you, riding the edge of Glory!" Me: "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" Earlier: Me: "You just blew the Hell out of him." Referencing blowing someone up on MK. Her: "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"

So much rule 4. So much.

I'll Kill for a Klondike Bar

"What's in those things?"

"it's basically those chocolate covered ice cream popsicles without a stick shoved up their asses."

Security vs. Services

"if you lose your kid like that, will social security come take them away?" ~Nik