Clarence: Is that a cheeseburger in a cup?

A random bug flies in front of Mallika...

...on the steps of Howey between Physics classes.

Ana: *stops in middle of sentence* What the bug?

Because I'm tired of explaining the Calliope story...

Breanna, Ishita and I were looking at a list of the most beautiful words. We find the word "calliope", which was defined as: A wind keyboard instrument. Sound is produced by air or steam passing through whistles, (according to www.cantos.ca/explore/glossary) I couldn't find the same page we saw it on, but anyway...

Ana: So, basically it's a giant-ass organ.

Breanna moves the hyphen, and hears: So, basically, it's a giant ass-organ.

Ana: *facepalm*

Breanna &Ishita: *rofl*

Coke vs. Pepsi

Ana: I like coke

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*insert biglong pause*

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Ana: a-cola.

"Would you like to help me with my story?"
~Ishita, to the strangely brave robin at the Campanile.

Ishita: I love my hot dog, thank you.

The love between a girl and a clutch

Mallika (to Aneeka): That's such a cute clutch! Can I poke it? I really want to poke it. :D

FTR

For the record, the things Clarence said, they were to Aneeka

Aneeka: So, I was in the CULC today, and I saw a splatter/spray of blue paint on the windowsill thingy by the wooden stairs, and was like "Blood Spatter!"

Ishita: Who has blue blood?

Mallika: Avatar.

Aneeka: Oh yeah, point.

*a beat of silence*

Aneeka: ...Wait, really?

Calliope

Ask Ishita, Breanna, or Aneeka about the calliope incident.

That awkward moment where the baristas at Starbucks remember your face, but STILL get your name wrong.

Mah Life.

Source: tumblr.com via Peter on Pinterest

North Av. take 2

Clarence: Oh no, that was a crunch. We're evaluating the finesse of a lick.

North Av.

Clarence:Your ice cream is the same color of your sweatshirt. It makes me want to eat your sweatshirt.

Fizzicks

Awkward thought #1

Today in physics, we were asked to name an isolated system within Earth's atmosphere (or something like that).

An image of Newton's cradle springs to my mind...

The words, to describe said image, however were "Newton's Balls!"

oh. fantastic.

~Ana

Me: *sitting in the CULC by the window facing the student center. *

*Zombie sprints by the window*

Me: Breanna?