Bones vs. Nerf Gun

"I may or may not need your help in screwing this."

Do You Remember When...

Ishita got on the wrong elevator and ended up on 13th instead of 1st?

Of Valid Questions....

"Someone created pumpkin tetris last Halloween. Working tetris."
"Did they code it or carve it?"
....
"I love how that's a valid question!"

more from the footcrake

*something about a pi chart tattooed on a guy's ankle and sneaking looks at said pi chart*
me: you mean a unit circle?




(100th Post!!!)

That's not a footprint...

Birmingham the Dragon
prootfrint
frootprint
fruitprint

Browntown

Aka Patel Plaza

nuff said.

Um...DUCK!

"I tennis-smacked it!"
"You spiked it!"
"Someone spiked something."

And the Oscar for Best One Liner Goes To....

"Why does Jared Leto look like Jesus?"

Yo, Listen Up, Here's a Story...

"I don"t have green, so I'm gonna turn you blue!"
"I like blue!....I'm blue da ba dee da ba da.....but i"m actually brown"

...And Now We Have Mallika With Today's Special

"I like how it's called spaghetti juice!"

THEY GOT INTO THE CACTUS JUICE..

"Do NOT slap the cactus!"

Twitch Plays Pokemon!

"You can't use that! It's a potted plant!"

Calc 3 Throwback (In Regards to Fro-yo)

"I would just put a shitton of hot fudge in it and turn it into a melted puddle of ....yo."
"You sound like a gangster."

Weird How Some of These Things Make Sense...

"The teapot shuts down the chicken dance."

Iiiit's Sleeeepytime, Bones!

Bones: "I need to go to Van Klaus"
me: .....
Bones: "I meant to say Van Leer, but I changed it to Klaus!"
Me: *BLOG*

It's the Cactus Juice....

Bones and I have determined that if any of us are seeing another after an indeterminate number of days, we greet each other as defined by the example below:

Person 1: "Friieeennddly Mushrooooom!"
Person 2:  "Mushy giant Friend!"