Monday, November 5, 2012

Presenting: My mother. By Ana


mom: hello what r doin?

Me:Trying not to kill this (Pic of my Inventor page). Or myself. Or Nikhil. Actually, im trying to model a solar panel array of a satellite. moving parts and all. so many little bits and its not folding correctly.

Mom: kk, then i wil ttly. Killing nikhil will not make a difference...the sub continent has many more of them.

me: ok...now he's looking at me like i'm insane...I just burst out laughing in the middle of the library.

mom: y

me:...ur txt.

mom: is niku ok or ded?

me: he's alive...barely

mom: just sit on him.

me: ...mom!

-- and before you ask, no, i have no idea why she called him niku.

me: And why did u call him niku??? wtheck?

mom: coz nikhil sounds murderous and besides in indian accent (with my head jiggling sideways) niko beta seemed funny. no offence to anyone.

Me:aannnd, now Nikhil is your new fan.

mom: Yyyyy?

me: cuz i couldn't NOT share that w/him. too funny. he laughed rlyy hard. to quote him : "I thought u were funny. she's funnier than you. no wonder she's ur mother!" love u!

mom: me funny that's new. anyway its time to turn in. r u done with your project? you need your beauty sleep and so do boys from the desh. Where is Ishi?....
....
...the rest was something about essays and meha and rahee.

me: desh? Nikhil says "we don't sleep until 2 o clock

...
end
(and i guess she called Ishita "ishi" for the same reason she called Nikhil "niku"

lmao

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Another coke mishap

Me: It's not even that funny! (Laughs hysterically)
Ishita: That's because you're high on coke.
*realizes what she just said, both of us crack up*
(No pun intended)
Ishita: ...a-cola.

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

"Hot stuff in a cup"
And, the weird part is, I'm not even on any medication!

Friday, October 26, 2012

The Tech Ratio

In Chinese Drill:
guys:5
girls:me
~Ana
After finding virtually every charger, pair of earbuds, mouse, and the kitchen sink tangled together in her backpack: "I have the worst luck with wires. Don't ever ask me to defuse a bomb. I'd probably set it off." Ana.

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

wtf?

Ishita: Was that the laundry, or was that a duck?

Sleep is a state of mind that is foreign to Tech students.

for example:
Breanna: *something about how Kevin's new name is Kelvin, like the temperature, not and Hobbes.*
Ishita: Somebody please knock her out.
Me: *BLOG*