Iiiit's Sleeeepytime, Bones!

Bones: "I need to go to Van Klaus"
me: .....
Bones: "I meant to say Van Leer, but I changed it to Klaus!"
Me: *BLOG*

It's the Cactus Juice....

Bones and I have determined that if any of us are seeing another after an indeterminate number of days, we greet each other as defined by the example below:

Person 1: "Friieeennddly Mushrooooom!"
Person 2:  "Mushy giant Friend!"

When playing Mario Kart on Rainbow Road, I was precariously on the edge of the track in serious danger of falling, yet I survived. My sister: "Look at you, riding the edge of Glory!" Me: "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" Earlier: Me: "You just blew the Hell out of him." Referencing blowing someone up on MK. Her: "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"

So much rule 4. So much.

I'll Kill for a Klondike Bar

"What's in those things?"

"it's basically those chocolate covered ice cream popsicles without a stick shoved up their asses."

Security vs. Services

"if you lose your kid like that, will social security come take them away?" ~Nik

Spices? No, spouses.

Breanna (to me): What's the plural of spouse? Spice? You're Indian so it must be spice.

Welcome Back, Nikhil!!

Nikhil: Where did you even find a picture of Naked Fillion? Nathan! Nathan Fillion!