When playing Mario Kart on Rainbow Road, I was precariously on the edge of the track in serious danger of falling, yet I survived. My sister: "Look at you, riding the edge of Glory!" Me: "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" Earlier: Me: "You just blew the Hell out of him." Referencing blowing someone up on MK. Her: "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"

So much rule 4. So much.

I'll Kill for a Klondike Bar

"What's in those things?"

"it's basically those chocolate covered ice cream popsicles without a stick shoved up their asses."

Security vs. Services

"if you lose your kid like that, will social security come take them away?" ~Nik

Spices? No, spouses.

Breanna (to me): What's the plural of spouse? Spice? You're Indian so it must be spice.

Welcome Back, Nikhil!!

Nikhil: Where did you even find a picture of Naked Fillion? Nathan! Nathan Fillion!

Ramblings from my Phone (Ana)

"Oh, I love life. It's trying to kill us, the little bitch."

"You went to the bathroom and came back with a poptart."

"There's no shit going on in that bathroom...Actually..."

Forget about the Racnoss Raccoon...

• Aneekawell, not really, since it's been three years since i learned how to
• disintegrate/integrate. 
• and i still get the two confused 
• what the fuck. 
• derive. 
• i meant derive. not disintegrate.
• 
  Ishita..I knew my thought process was correctYou can't apparate yetAneeka?
  IshitaYou know, disintegrateOh wait, that's not the same thing
  Aneekano.no it's notoh rofling so hard rt now
  IshitaThey're..close enough