The force

"if duct tape is the Force, does that make rednecks Jedi?"

Our Indian friends

Get drunk off their axes. (plural of axis)

Mosquito bites

Yes Bose. There's a monk on my leg.

-.-

OH MY GOD HE HAS A LIP-FERRET!!!!
-Aneeka Patel

Finals week mark 3

"Captain Jack Harkness and his banana.
....That sounded a lot less suggestive in my head."

Finals week take two

"ridiculous!"
"What? Take the bus?"

well, that's a bit...zonky...

"A Zonkey, it exists!"
"A zombie donkey?"
"No, a zebra and a donkey!"