Finals week mark 3

"Captain Jack Harkness and his banana.
....That sounded a lot less suggestive in my head."

Finals week take two

"ridiculous!"
"What? Take the bus?"

well, that's a bit...zonky...

"A Zonkey, it exists!"
"A zombie donkey?"
"No, a zebra and a donkey!"

...Finals week.

I'm weird, I promise.

Welcome, Lee!

"Grand Theft Octopus!"

Koalas and Kumquats

Me: Name a cute animal that is not your generic cute animal.
Aneeka: Kumquat. Wait, no, I meant to say koala! They both start with K!

*slow clap*

(Yet) Another instance of Rule #4

"This is the second Dove wrapper to tell me to 'get a good night's sleep'."
"It's a sign!"
"What? That I'm not gonna get any tonight?"
..........................................pause............................
"I did not just say that. Shut up."