Mallika

Me: I know jack shit!
Mallika: What if that's someone's name?
Rohith: "What's your name?" "Shit" "What?" "Jack Shit".

Life, the Universe, and... Not Quite Everything

"Life is like a knife with a blade made of amorphous, non-crystalline material: it always has a point."

"I heard you heard about the burritos."

Eyebrows

"You have no eyebrows to me."
~Ishita

Latest Starbucks run

"That's not cream cheese, that's popcorn."

Welcome back, Aneeka

Do NOT Captain America my face!

Genetics...

"If Picard and Gollum had a kid, it would be Kennewick Man."
~Breanna