The result of a weird text conversation between Ishita and Aneeka...
Epic Eric is hysteric
Unfortunately, his escapades were rather idiotic
His original plan was to discover a mystical relic
A relic that was absolutely acrylic
And long ago hidden by a heretic.
Epic Eric approached a mystic,
And at that moment heard ethereal music
His surroundings looked as if they were from a time
more…Jurassic.
He found himself going on a trip that was slightly acidic.
“Something is surely wrong,” he thought, as he turned into a
tick.
All the while hearing the laughter of the mystic.
“You fool! My trap was so basic!”
“Well, sir,” said Eric,
“This trick was a classic!”
“Why thank you, young sir! By the way, you don’t seem very
heroic!
Replied the mystic
Eric snarled back, “But I’m epic!”
He chuckled. “Epic? More like erratic!
“You came to the Jurassic to find a relic that is
futuristic!”
Eric countered, “This is magic. There are no rules! Now why
am I a tick?”
“Because your quest is idiotic!”
At the wizard, Eric attuned a kick
But unfortunately, being a tick,
There was not much damage done by the tick.
The mystic sighed. “Everyone’s such a critic.”
“You don’t say.” Eric’s reply was sarcastic.
“I’ll turn you back if you stop being so drastic.
“Now shut up or you will become cadaveric!”
Eric soon grew back to a boy from a tick.
And defiantly demanded that the mystic hand over the relic.
The mystic was tired of this madness, and handed over
something mosaic.
“Mosaic?” roared Eric. “I was expecting a mystic relic!”
The mystic growled. “I gave you what you wanted. Now stop
being a prick!”
Eric growled back, “How dareth thee call me a prick, you old
relic!”
The wizard smiled. “I’m glad you finally realized, Eric. The
mystic is the relic.”
“Well,” said Eric, “This has been a rather idiotic epic.”
And forever in Eric’s mind this adventure will stick.
But hold on a tick!
Stay tuned for more adventures of Epic Eric!
The end,
For now(ic)
