And the Oscar for Best One Liner Goes To....

"Why does Jared Leto look like Jesus?"

Yo, Listen Up, Here's a Story...

"I don"t have green, so I'm gonna turn you blue!"
"I like blue!....I'm blue da ba dee da ba da.....but i"m actually brown"

...And Now We Have Mallika With Today's Special

"I like how it's called spaghetti juice!"

THEY GOT INTO THE CACTUS JUICE..

"Do NOT slap the cactus!"

Twitch Plays Pokemon!

"You can't use that! It's a potted plant!"

Calc 3 Throwback (In Regards to Fro-yo)

"I would just put a shitton of hot fudge in it and turn it into a melted puddle of ....yo."
"You sound like a gangster."

Weird How Some of These Things Make Sense...

"The teapot shuts down the chicken dance."