Spices? No, spouses.

Breanna (to me): What's the plural of spouse? Spice? You're Indian so it must be spice.

Welcome Back, Nikhil!!

Nikhil: Where did you even find a picture of Naked Fillion? Nathan! Nathan Fillion!

Ramblings from my Phone (Ana)

"Oh, I love life. It's trying to kill us, the little bitch."

"You went to the bathroom and came back with a poptart."

"There's no shit going on in that bathroom...Actually..."

Forget about the Racnoss Raccoon...

• Aneekawell, not really, since it's been three years since i learned how to
• disintegrate/integrate. 
• and i still get the two confused 
• what the fuck. 
• derive. 
• i meant derive. not disintegrate.
• 
  Ishita..I knew my thought process was correctYou can't apparate yetAneeka?
  IshitaYou know, disintegrateOh wait, that's not the same thing
  Aneekano.no it's notoh rofling so hard rt now
  IshitaThey're..close enough

Late Night Texts

Me: A very fat raccoon waddled past my room.
Aneeka: ...
Me: No really. I look out my window and see a very fat raccoon walking past.
Aneeka: ...go to sleep. Racnoss don't exist.
Me: Not a very fat Racnoss, a very fat raccoon! Get your species straight.

I think you're the one who needs sleep, Ani.. 

(For those who don't know what a Racnoss is, it's this creature from Doctor Who: http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070605013606/tardis/images/e/ef/Racnoss.jpg)

If you give a Breanna a Monster...

"I feel a children's book coming on!"
"I feel like you're too scary for a children's book."

Happy Birthday, Bones!!!

"I still have 45 minutes! It's not Texas yet!"