Late Night Texts

Me: A very fat raccoon waddled past my room.
Aneeka: ...
Me: No really. I look out my window and see a very fat raccoon walking past.
Aneeka: ...go to sleep. Racnoss don't exist.
Me: Not a very fat Racnoss, a very fat raccoon! Get your species straight.

I think you're the one who needs sleep, Ani.. 

(For those who don't know what a Racnoss is, it's this creature from Doctor Who: http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070605013606/tardis/images/e/ef/Racnoss.jpg)

If you give a Breanna a Monster...

"I feel a children's book coming on!"
"I feel like you're too scary for a children's book."

Happy Birthday, Bones!!!

"I still have 45 minutes! It's not Texas yet!"

The force

"if duct tape is the Force, does that make rednecks Jedi?"

Our Indian friends

Get drunk off their axes. (plural of axis)

Mosquito bites

Yes Bose. There's a monk on my leg.

-.-

OH MY GOD HE HAS A LIP-FERRET!!!!
-Aneeka Patel