Panda-monium

Aneeka: I'll disinfect all these things later...
Ishita: You're the only one that uses them.
Aneeka: But Breanna's living on the couch tonight.
Jake: Great, you're gonna get Breanna sick and she's going to get Lee sick and they're going to get their families sick... It's going to be panda-*forgets the rest of the word and trails off*
Everyone: *Breaks out into uncontrollable laughter*
Aneeka, wheezing: We're going to have a panda on our hands!
Jake: -emic. Pandemic..
Ishita: Though a panda would be nice...

Pyro things

Ishita stuck a poptart in the microwave with the wrapper still on.
I accidentally set fire to the stove. Thirty minutes later, the fire alarm was pulled.
Thirty minutes after the fire alarm, Jake lit something on fire for about point-five seconds.
Pyros. all of us :)

Mallika

Me: I know jack shit!
Mallika: What if that's someone's name?
Rohith: "What's your name?" "Shit" "What?" "Jack Shit".

Life, the Universe, and... Not Quite Everything

"Life is like a knife with a blade made of amorphous, non-crystalline material: it always has a point."

"I heard you heard about the burritos."

Eyebrows

"You have no eyebrows to me."
~Ishita

Latest Starbucks run

"That's not cream cheese, that's popcorn."