And here we have Yoda doing the Pillbug dance!

Ani: "One day I'm going to be able to do the worm and it will be all thanks to yoga."
Me: "Yoda?"
Ani: "No, yoga! And plus, Yoda wouldn't do the worm, he'd be doing the pillbug. He's too short."

...And the weird thing is...

"She's mailing people pictures of bats?"
"Rats, not bats."
"...Wait, you mean I got the rest of that sentence right?"

Yes, it does that.

"The good news is the temperature went up!"
"That means it's warmer, right?"
"...yes..."

We're all mad here!

"He'll be able to see his syllables graduate!"
"It's like a homework movie!"

Remember when Ani tried to go from floor 10 to 7 and wound up on 1st instead?

Eyebrows, the Sequel

"I'm totally gonna eat all your food."
"That's totally fine bro."
"Wait...what about eyebrows?"
"I said Bro!"

Next question: what did you do with the body..

Me: "Wow, I only got one email. Between me and my mom, I usually get like..5."

Aneeka: "I don't have a mom but. Wait. I mean. -_-"

Well, Then....

"Aw man, I missed!"
"Were you aiming for the box or for me?"
"Oh...no, the box. You're easy."
"I- Excuse Me?"

Om Nom Nom

"I'm not a chicken! ...Are you gonna put me in your mouth, too?"

What the Chuck?

"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
...
"Well, it'd be a chuck-ton of wood."

Bones vs. Nerf Gun

"I may or may not need your help in screwing this."

Do You Remember When...

Ishita got on the wrong elevator and ended up on 13th instead of 1st?

Of Valid Questions....

"Someone created pumpkin tetris last Halloween. Working tetris."
"Did they code it or carve it?"
....
"I love how that's a valid question!"

more from the footcrake

*something about a pi chart tattooed on a guy's ankle and sneaking looks at said pi chart*
me: you mean a unit circle?




(100th Post!!!)

That's not a footprint...

Birmingham the Dragon
prootfrint
frootprint
fruitprint

Browntown

Aka Patel Plaza

nuff said.

Um...DUCK!

"I tennis-smacked it!"
"You spiked it!"
"Someone spiked something."

And the Oscar for Best One Liner Goes To....

"Why does Jared Leto look like Jesus?"

Yo, Listen Up, Here's a Story...

"I don"t have green, so I'm gonna turn you blue!"
"I like blue!....I'm blue da ba dee da ba da.....but i"m actually brown"

...And Now We Have Mallika With Today's Special

"I like how it's called spaghetti juice!"